White People? More Like White Animals! A Music Video You’ll Enjoy And Regret

In the future when every person on this planet (non-human persons excluded) is brown, our descendants will be wondering: “White folks? What the hell was that all about?”

Assuming the field of internet-archeology advances at the pace it does today, they’ll know. And it’s only a matter of time until their research comes across this little gem by Rawcus. It’s really all they’ll ever need to find… that is if they ever had the time to do actual research, instead of fighting off wave after wave of bloodthirsty robots, sent by the church of Kurzweil. Talk about racism, what’s with all the prejudice towards non-biological life? A sentient gas cloud on Jupiter is very angry right now.

But until that glorious day of ultimate synthetic hegemony, let us enjoy our tiny slice of history and our insignificant little differences. Also cats.